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"28 Weeks Later"

Robert Carlyle in Fox Atomic's 28 Weeks Later

 
   If you enjoyed the first film, "28 Days Later", you will probably want to see this sequel. Cillian Murphy decided not to participate in this one but Robert Carlyle kick starts the action as a surviving father of "the virus", reunited with his teenage daughter and 12 year old son.
 
    From the opening moments, there are unexpected twists in the story and no one is safe which keeps the suspense level high. The camera work is frenetic and the various scenes of a deserted England are very convincing. There is plenty of violence and bloodshed as you would expect when fighting off blood thirsty zombies but there is also an underlying social commentary on the government's actions to contain the virus.
 
    The ending leaves the door open for a third installment, probably to be known as "28 Months Later". And in this day and age of endless sequels, we'll probably have "28 Years Later" to look forward to at some point. There's always an audience for a good "zombie" movie.

Author- 30 Second Critic, posted 5/19/07

"3:10 To Yuma"

Alan Tudyk , Christian Bale , Russell Crowe , Peter Fonda and Lennie Loftin in Lionsgate Films' 3:10 to Yuma

 

      Not quite a remake but more of a enhanced version, "3:10 To Yuma" is a new take on the classic American western, based on a short story by Elmore Leonard. I have to admit, I love a good western and "Yuma" doesn't disappoint.
 
       Russell Crowe is just magnetic as the dashing criminal, Ben Wade. Playing against him is Christian Bale as rancher, Dan Evans, who ends up part of the group escorting Wade to the 3:10 prison train to Yuma. Mr. Crowe is just terrific, whether he's turning on the charm or killing one of his own men. Mr. Bale, as usual disappears into his character, and while it's the less showy part, he brings an air of realism to the role.
 
       The film also features Ben Foster, playing an intense sociopath (so good in these types of roles), Peter Fonda as a aged bounty hunter, Dallas Roberts, and Gretchen Mol as Mr. Bale's wife. The film is directed by James Mangold, who directed "Walk The Line".
 
        Expect serious confrontations, lots of gunplay, beautiful scenery and even a few surprises.

Author- 30 Second Critic, posted 9/7/07

A

"A Dirty Carnival"

       Screening at The Tribeca Film Festival, "A Dirty Carnival" is about the rise and fall of a Korean gangster. The title is a metaphor for the life gangster, Byung-doo, leads on the mean streets of Seoul.
        The film is an exciting crime drama filled with all the elements you would expect including greed, betrayal, violence, and tragedy. Interestingly, there is very little on screen blood for such a violent film. The weapon of choice for these Korean gangsters is a metal bat and while it inflicts much pain, it leaves the film without the usual bloodshed. In fact, there are practically no guns at all in the film, which for that fact alone, makes it very interesting to watch.
         The action scenes are choreographed beautifully and are very exciting. The story has been told before but the acting and charisma of the lead characters keep the viewer involved throughout the 141 minute running time. 
          The film is in Korean with English subtitles. No American release date is set. 

Author- 30 Second critic, posted 5/5/07

"The Air I Breathe"

 
         Another screening at the Tribeca Film Festival, "The Air I Breathe" features a great cast entwined in 4 overlapping stories. Forest Whitaker is a quiet businessman who bets his life on a horse race, a gangster's enforcer (an excellent Brendan Fraiser) sees the future, a pop star (a better than expected Sarah Michelle Gellar) gets involved with a crime boss ( a typical Andy Garcia), and a doctor ( always reliable, Kevin Bacon) must try to save the love of his life.
 
         The director, Jieho Lee, uses the overlapping technique we've seen before in films like "Pulp Fiction" and "Amores Perros" and for the most part makes it work (although just a little too neatly).
 
          The stories are based on a Chinese proverb focusing on the four cornerstones of life: happiness, pleasure, sorrow and love. It is a strong drama with some harrowing scenes but it does reward in little ways throughout the film.

Author- 30 Second critic, posted 5/5/07

"Alpha Dog"

Justin Timberlake and Emile Hirsch in Universal Pictures' Alpha Dog

    It's January and the tradition of dumping the Hollywood trash continues with the release of "Alpha Dog". Another in a long line of films about wealthy disaffected California youth, "Alpha Dog" is memorable for a decent turn by Justin Timberlake and the scary thought that's based on a true story.
 
     In 1999, A lowlife drug dealer "kidnapped" the younger brother of a druggie who owed him money. This is the story of that incident in all it's tattoo'd glory. Emile Hirsch is miscast as Johnny Truelove, the dealer with a dopey plan. If this is supposed to be based on a real person, I don't know how he ever became a successful dealer in the first place. Playing Frankie, his right hand man, is Justin Timberlake. With tattoos all over his body, Timberlake brings life to his pseudo-gangster and acts as the somewhat moral center of the story. Playing the "kidnapped" teen is Anton Yelchin who is best know for playing Birdie on Showtime's "Huff". Yelchin is a very good one dimensional actor. if you need a naïve, innocent, virginal character, he'd be the first one to call. As his drugged out and really scary older brother, Ben Foster continue to shine in very edgy roles. Picking up a paycheck is Bruce Willis as truelove's father and Sharon Stone as Yelchin's step mom. I'm sure they, along with Harry Dean Stanton,  only did this film as a favor to director Nick Cassavettes.
 
     If you're attracted to reenactments of true crime tales or a major fan of Mr. Timberlake's, then wait for the DVD otherwise adopt a different movie than "Alpha Dog".

Author- 30 second critic, posted 1/12/06

"American Gangster"

Denzel Washington and Russell Crowe in Universal Pictures' American Gangster

              The new film from director Ridley Scott is based on the true story of Harlem Drug lord, Frank Lucas.  It is another in a long history of gangster movies with not much new to tell.  A gangster rise to the top and is brought down by a relentless cop. What keeps you watching are the strong performances.
 
               Mr. Scott captures the gritty streets of New York in the early '70's and the film has the look and feel of a "Serpico" or "Prince of The City". As Frank Lucas, Denzel Washington has never been smoother. Whether shooting someone point blank or serving Thanksgiving dinner, he inhabits his character completely but we never see much of the man behind the criminal. As Richie Roberts, the cop who eventually brings him down, Russell Crowe is just as good in the less flashy role. In many ways, we learn more about Robert's character than we do Lucas as too much screen time is devoted to a custody battle with his ex-wife and his internal struggles within the police department.
 
                The story behind Mr. Lucas's rise to the top is actually fascinating. Thinking like a businessman and not a  street thug, he devised an ingenious way to bring heroin into the US and distribute high quality drugs for low prices.
His rise and fall certainly makes for a good story but this dark film is more informative than entertaining and anyone  looking for sparks between Washington and Crowe will be disappointed. They literally only have a few scenes together towards the end of the film.

Author- 30 second critic, posted 11/17/07

"Atonement"

James McAvoy and Keira Knightley in Focus Features' Atonement

            You know you're watching a film of merit when it unfolds like a good book and you get lost in the story. "Atonement" is adapted from the book of the same name by Ian McEwan. I didn't read the book but I have read others by Mr. McEwan and I can only imagine that the screenplay for "Atonement" faithfully follows the book. Mr. McEwan is a gifted author who writes powerful novels. This is a powerful film.
 
            It is a sweeping story of depth, filled with romance, and devastating drama. There is great chemistry between it's lead actors, Keira knightley and James McAvoy. Saoirse Ronan is a wonder as Ms. Knightley's 13 year old sister who sets the story in motion with one horrible lie.
 
                This is a period film set in England and war torn France in the late 1930's. The cinematography, sets and costumes are all wonderful. There is an amazing single tracking shot on the French beach that is remarkable in it's beauty and horror at the same time.
 
                 "Atonement" has already been nominated for many Golden Globe Awards and will surely garner many Oscar nominations as well. It deserves all of them. Once it ends, it will haunt you for days. It will have that kind of impact.

Author- 30 second critic, posted 12/27/07

         
     "Aurora Borealis"

A sweet comedy/drama starring Joshua Jackson as a 25 year old with a stagnant life in Minneapolis. The film also stars Juliette Lewis as the free spirit who enters Jackson's life, forcing him to re-examine his priorities and consider new options. Donald Sutherland and Louise Fletcher play Jackson's grandparents. Sutherland, in particular, shines in his role, balancing wisdom and love with Parkinson's disease, bad kidney's and a weak heart. No new territory here but many tender moments mixed with light comedy make it a pleasurable experience.

author - 30 Second Critic, posted 6/20/06

B

"Baby Mama"

Tina Fey and Amy Poehler in Universal Pictures' Baby Mama

      Basically a 90 minute Saturday Night Live skit strung together with pieces of "Baby Boom" and "The Odd Couple". I was disappointed by the weak script which gave us all the good parts in the coming attractions. While the film was written by an ex-Saturday Night Live Scribe, it wasn't Tina Fey and that's pretty clear throughout the film ( a mushy sentimental ending, oh please).
 
      As if to overcome the script, "Baby Mama" stuffs itself full of well known co-stars. Steve Martin plays Ms. Fey's new age boss. Sigourney Weaver is the owner of the Surrogate Service that tries to help Ms. Fey and Greg Kinnear plays her love interest. Mr. Martin is amusing, Ms. Weaver is over the top and  Mr. Kinnear sleepwalks through the film. And of course, anything with Tina Fey has to have cameos by some of her SNL buddies, which is distracting and makes it feel even more like a TV skit.
 
       Amy Poehler is probably the funniest woman on the planet right now and she does her best with the flimsy material. Tina Fey plays smart funny and the two women make for a great comic duo. One day they will make a truly funny buddy movie (if Tina Fey writes it). "Baby Mama" isn't it.

Author- 30 second critic, posted 4/2

"The Bank Job"

Jason Statham and Saffron Burrows in Lionsgate Films' The Bank Job

           Sorry for the lag time between reviews, dear readers, but there just isn't a lot of quality out there right now worth my time or money (or yours for that matter). However, "The Bank Job" is definitely worth a look.
            Based on a true story about a very infamous British crime, the film stars Jason Statham and Saffron Burrows. The rest of the cast is made up of British acting regulars mostly unknown in the US. Fans of Mr. Statham's action films may be a bit disappointed by the lack of  the car chases and fights he is known for but he still has a great screen presence and carries the weight of the film solidly on his back.
             There is a good bit of humor sprinkled throughout and lots of suspense as things get even more complicated after the robbery. Director Roger Donaldson does such of great job of creating a 70's retro feel, you'd think the film was actually made in 1971. The acting and script are solid although the dialog is very distinctively British.
              If you miss it in the theaters, definitely rent it on DVD. You won't feel robbed.  

Author- 30 second critic, posted 3/8/08

"Before The Devil Knows You're Dead"

Philip Seymour Hoffman and Ethan Hawke in THINKFilm's Before the Devil Knows You're Dead

            At 83 Sidney Lumet proves he's still got his directing chops. This is a taut little crime drama that puts ordinary people into extraordinary situations when a simple robbery goes very wrong. Philip Seymour Hoffman and Ethan Hawke play brothers, Andy and Hank, who for different reasons both are mired in money problems. Andy hatches a plan to rob their parents jewelry store and everything spirals out of control from that point on.
 
             The film is shot in and out of sequence with a time line at the bottom of the screen keeping things in proper perspective. This allows us, via different camera angles, to view the same events from different points of view. Hoffman and Hawke are very good in their roles but not very convincing as brothers. The film co-stars Albert Finney as their father and Marisa Tomei as Hoffman's wife. Finney, in particular, is excellent.
 
              The film is reminiscent of an earlier film (from a terrific book), "A Simple Plan", which has a similar storyline and theme.  It's a stronger story of ordinary brothers who's lives unravel when a simple plan goes bad. The saving grace of this film is Finney (so strong in his quiet devastation), Hoffman (oozing desperation) and Lumet's tight direction.

Author- 30 second critic, posted 11/17/07

"Beowulf"

Beowulf (voiced by Ray Winstone ) in Paramount Pictures' Beowulf

  Using a technique he debuted with "The Polar Express", director Robert Zemeckis takes it to another level with "Beowulf". The film is a combination of live action with animation layered over it. The resulting image looks like a very realistic video game. The best way to view this film is in IMAX 3-D. The images are stunning. The audio and video are a feast for the senses.
 
   The cast is pedigree. Ray Winstone, Anthony Hopkins, Angelina Jolie, Brendan Gleeson, Crispin Glover, John Malkovich, and Robin Wright Penn all add their vocal talent as well as their animated images to the story. "Beowulf is an ancient tale told many times through the ages but with a script by Neil Gaiman and Roger Avery, it becomes a modern day sword and sorcery tale with liberal amounts of violence.
 
    While visually amazing, "Beowulf" opened at #1 but overall has limited appeal. Fans of Norse mythology or the film, "300" will find much to appreciate here. Beyond that is hard to say.

Author- 30 second critic, posted 11/24

"Black Book"

Sebastian Koch and Carice van Houten in Sony Pictures Classics' Black Book

      A great return to form for director Paul Verhoeven. Going back to his Dutch roots, Verhoeven co-writes and directs this WWII story inspired by real events. The story centers on a Jewish woman hiding from the Nazi's in 1944 German occupied Holland.
 
      After a series of horrific circumstances force Rachel Stein to join the Dutch resistance, she dyes her hair blonde and changes her name to Ellis de Vries. When she meets a high ranking Nazi officer, Ubercaptain Muentze, on a train, Ellis goes undercover as his clerk and lover. An unlikely romance begins between them and their situation become more complicated and dangerous as the film goes on.
 
       At a very quick paced 2 & 1/2 hours, this film has it all. Romance, sex, intrigue, action, last second escapes, double and triple crosses, and terrific acting from the principle cast. Carice van Houten is wonderful as Rachel/Ellis and Sebastian Koch, so good in "The Lives of Others", stays true to form as her sympathetic Nazi lover, Muentze.
 
        For the most part Verhoeven drives the story with some restraint towards bad taste however, be warned, there a few few scenes that push the envelope. After all, this is the same man who brought us "Basic Instinct" and "Showgirls".  But don't let that stop you from a exciting and satisfying movie experience.  "Black Book" is in English, German and Dutch. 

Author- 30 second critic, posted 4/20/07

"Bee Movie"

 Barry B. Benson (voiced by Jerry Seinfeld ) and Adam Flayman (voiced by Matthew Broderick ) in DreamWorks Pictures' Bee Movie
         Animated Seinfeld is better than no Seinfeld at all in this slightly bizarre new film. It's one thing to have cute animated bees talking and acting like humans but to create an interspecies love story (even if it is chaste) takes it to another level.
          The plot was reminiscent  of "Antz" starring Woody Allen. A young bee isn't satisfied with life in the hive and longs for something different. This takes him out of his own environment into a new world of adventures. This is where the story takes a very strange turn. Unlike "Antz", which stayed in the insect world, "Bee Movie" takes young Barry Beeson into the human world where he is easily accepted as a "talking" bee and spends time as a lawyer and airline plot among other things.
 
           Rene Zellweger is the voice of his human love interest, a florist named Vanessa. Also along for the ride (literally) is Chris Rock as a cocky mosquito and Matthew Broderick, as his best bee friend. There are visual cameos from Larry King, Sting and oddly enough, Ray Liotta. Oprah Winfrey also lends her voice to the part of a judge.
 
           Kids will like the animation and the slapstick. Adults will enjoy the Seinfeld humor but find themselves distracted by the cross-species sub-plots.
 
            Sorry but I can't resist....I give it a B.  

Author- 30 second critic, posted 11/10/07

"Bobby"

Elijah Wood , Lindsay Lohan , Sharon Stone , Martin Sheen and Helen Hunt in The Weinstein Company's Bobby

    The title will mislead you into thinking this is a film about Bobby Kennedy. The film is actually about Kennedy's impact on an assortment of real and fictitious characters at the Ambassador Hotel on the day he is shot. An all star cast including Sharon Stone, Demi Moore, William H. Macy, Christian Slater, and Anthony Hopkins just to name a few, play the various characters working or staying at the hotel on that historical day. In total, 22 recognizable actors worked for scale in this labor of love by writer/director, Emilio Estevez.
     Estevez does a decent job blending fact and fiction, inserting many news clips of Kennedy into the story, rather than recreating the man himself (with the exception of a few back shots). The storytelling is ambitious with so many characters (including Estevez himself as Moore's husband and manager) but Estevez fails to develop some of them along the way. His overall effort though succeeds in entertaining and enlightening us as well.
      Watching the film brings to mind, old disaster movies like "Airport" and "The Towering Inferno". Star studded affairs linked by a central theme. You care for some characters more than others and in this case, you know going in, who is sure to be killed. Kennedy's impact on this particular generation and the hope he represented reverberates throughout the film and when he is shot, you instantly feel that shattered moment. That hope, like that of Martin Luther King and JFK before him, lives on, to one day come to fruition.

Author- 30 Second Critic, posted 12/3/06

"Borat"

Sacha Baron Cohen as Borat and Kenneth Davitian as Azamat in 20th Century Fox's Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan

Based on Sacha Baron Cohen's fictional character, Borat makes the successful jump from a TV sketch to the big screen. This formula has a shaky past and most of the time doesn't work. Fortunately for us, Borat lends itself perfectly to a full length film and is unlike anything you've ever seen.
      The film is outrageous, offensive, and hysterically funny. It is "Blazing Saddles" for a new generation. When that film opened in the 70's audiences could not believe what they were hearing and seeing but it left them weak from laughter while breaking taboos at the same time. Borat is a TV personality from Kazakhstan who journeys to America to learn of our culture. Much like "Saddles", the film sets up outrageous situations in familiar settings but the big difference is most of the people Borat encounters are real and not in on the joke.
       This sets up biting social, political, and sexual commentary. Many of the reactions to Borat's behavior are extremely funny but it's also scary to think some people in this country still have the opinions revealed in the film.
        Just as the story begins to wear thin, a new encounter or situation will have you laughing out loud. This is not a film for everyone as many will NOT get the joke but if you go with an open mind and realize this is satire, you may find yourself weak from laughter.
Be warned, there is plenty of gross comedy and bad behavior but underneath there is method to the madness and it's name is Borat.

Author- 30 Second critic, posted 11/03/06

"The Bourne Ultimatum"

Matt Damon in Universal Pictures' The Bourne Ultimatum

        Picking up where the last film ended, Matt Damon is still on the run trying to figure out how it all started. Director Paul Greengrass does an excellent job of putting the viewer right into the action and maintains a solid pace throughout.
 
        From the intense camera angles to the live action stuntwork, the film pulls you in and never lets go. The character of Jason Bourne is the ultimate escape artist as he continually finds clever ways to elude the CIA. The film tries hard to bring you up to speed if you haven't seen the first two Bourne adventures but the new film makes more sense taken in context of the full Bourne saga.
 
        Joan Allen and Julia Stiles are back reprising their earlier roles and playing the CIA chief, with nasty secrets to protect, is the always excellent, David Strathairn. As for the role of Jason Bourne, Matt Damon has found a defining character. Given little dialog, Bourne is a man of action and Damon slips back into the character with ease and maturity.
 
        The film travels the globe with fantastic action sequences at every turn. If you're a fan of the series, this is a threequel that delivers the goods.

Author- 30 Second Critic, posted 8/10/07

"Breach"

Ryan Phillippe and Chris Cooper in Universal Pictures' Breach

    Six years almost to the day of the actual events, "Breach" tells the story of the most infamous spy in American History and how he was eventually exposed and arrested.
Robert Hanssen, an FBI agent of the highest order was eventually tried and convicted to a life sentence for selling secrets worth billions (not to mention a few lives lost as well) to the Russians. The film opens with footage of Robert Ashcroft's press conference about Hanssen's capture and then moves back in time to reveal how he was brought down.
 
     Chris Cooper plays Robert Hanssen without a false note. Mr. Cooper is one of our finest character actors working today and "Breach" is one of his best performances. Playing the FBI "agent" that wins his trust but ultimately gets him caught is Ryan Phillippe, who continues to grow as an actor. His work in "Flags of Our Fathers" and now "Breach" show a new level of maturity on his part. Together they make "Breach" a great game of cat and mouse (even though you already know the outcome). Co-starring in this cerebral thriller is Laura Linney and Dennis Haysbert as the FBI agents building the case.
 
      The film moves at a leisurely pace and is devoid of the usual spy movie "car chase" moments but there are still plenty of tense scenes. A taut script and solid acting makes "Breach" an exception to the usual Hollywood leftovers released this time of year.

Author- 30 Second Critic, posted 2/24/07

 

    "Brothers of The Head"

And now for something completely different... this is a fictitious documentary recounting the rise and fall of "Bang Bang", a British rock band from the mid 70's. What sets this apart is the totally original concept of Siamese conjoined twins as the lead guitarist and lead singer. The movie, while mockumentary is not played for laughs but takes itself very seriously. The brothers (joined as the midsection) are "sold" by their father to an entertainment mogul who hires people to groom them to be rock stars. We follow their story through guitar and singing lessons, rehearsals, and lots of live shows before they eventually record their debut album. We also get parts of their back story, and pieces of a very funny "film" by Ken Russell about their life together. The movie features many British cameos, including director Ken Russell and Jonathan Pryce. It is a wild, musical ride through a dark and sometimes very twisted world.

author - 30 Second Critic, posted 6/20/06

C

"Cassandra's Dream"

Ewan McGregor and Colin Farrell in The Weinstein Company's Cassandra's Dream

     Shooting "Matchpoint" in England revitalized Woody Allen. It didn't last long however, as "Snoop" was a disappointment and now comes "Cassandra's Dream" another rehash on the consequences of murder.
 
      While we've seen the story before from Woody, he does manage to capture terrific performances by Collin Farrell and Ewan McGregor as brothers Terry and Ian. The brothers find themselves in dire straights and turn to their rich Uncle Howard (always good Tom Wilkinson) for help. The drama turns on his proposal.
 
        Mr. Farrell plays against type as the meeker of the two brothers and it's refreshing to see him in a role like this. His chemistry with Mr. McGregor is excellent and you can easily believe they are brothers caught in tangled web of their own making.
 
         Mr. Allen remains an excellent writer and director. Refreshed by England's change of scenery, he must now turn to a new muse for script inspiration and give us something original.

Author- 30 Second Critic, posted 1/26/08

"Casino Royale"

Daniel Craig as James Bond in MGM/Columbia Pictures' Casino Royale

   
And on the 007th day God  created the REAL James Bond...Sean Connery can finally stop looking over his shoulder, cause Daniel Craig has captured the essence of what was in Ian Fleming's mind when writing the Bond novels...Not since Connery hung up his license to thrill, has the world been a safer place...It is as if someone finally decided to ACTUALLY READ one of Fleming's novels & capture their essence..albeit, updated some 50 years...With stunts that were amazing,  exotic locales, the perfunctory evil doer & gorgeous women....the franchise that is Bond has finally moved forward, by starting with Bond's  beginning....See boys & girls, James Bond  once didn't have a license to kill, managed without amazing gadgets (Q was nowhere to be found in this film) & actually fell in love.  We see his transition & watch him grow over the course of 2.5 hours of a flick that seems the producers and directors didn't want to end...Gone (at least in Royale) are the larger than life megalomaniacs looking to either blow up, dominate or otherwise destroy the planet...We have upscaled Bond, by downsizing the adventures...Not to say the action & sheer brutality doesn't exist in grand style...but money seems to be the greatest evil here...Judy Dench as M does her usually fabulous work and we again get introduced to the CIA's Felix Leiter who apparently doesn't watch the World Series of Poker on ESPN....
 
If you are fan of Bond and actually read the some of the books, you will be thrilled with Casino Royale...If reading isn't your forte, you will still love this depiction of a larger than life character brought back down to earth for the first time in 40 years...And if you used to be a card carrying member of the James Bond fan club as a child, are contemplating an 007 tattoo where only Bond girls can see it, own 2 Bond encyclopedias and a souvenir gun with 007 on it (geez, noone I know!!!)...you will revel in the notion that Bond is back and is better than ever....

Author-Alan, posted 12/2/06

"Casino Royale"

  I am very happy to report that James Bond is back... shaken, not stirred. Much has been written since the announcement of Daniel Craig taking over the franchise, and most of it very critical. Mr. Craig has taken the iconic role and completely made it his own. While I'm sure this will be debated by die-hard fans everywhere, he is the best Bond since Sean Connery.

    This film revitalizes the franchise by literally taking it back to it's roots. Staying pretty faithful to the Ian Fleming novel, "Casino Royale" introduces Bond to his first 00 mission. The film is full of the action we expect from a Bond film but this action is grounded (for the most part) in reality. The stunt work is terrific. The CGI, from what I can tell, is kept to a minimum. There is a plot that makes sense, real dramatic moments and a very human James Bond. Mr. Craig plays him as a diamond in the rough. This Bond is serious, intense, and flawed. This Bond bleeds... repeatedly. He is beaten, shot with a nail gun,   poisoned, tortured, nearly drowned, and beaten some more. I could criticize his incredible healing ability but why bother, it's James Bond. 

   The screenwriters (including Paul Haggis. What doesn't he write these days?) have done a great job infusing the Bond elements we all love (Judy Dench as M, the exotic locations, the women, a creepy villain) into a story that, while bloated, never goes as over the top as we've seen in the recent past. The film runs two and a half hours and could have easily been cut by 20 minutes or so. There is a point when you think it may never end but end it does and it will leave you with anticipation for Mr. Craig's next turn in the tuxedo

Author-30 second critic, posted 11/15/06

"Charlie Wilson's War"

Tom Hanks and Philip Seymour Hoffman in Universal Pictures' Charlie Wilson's War

          This film is a strange mix of serious politics and light comedy. Written by Aaron Sorkin and directed by Mike Nichols, "Charlie Wilson" plays like an episode of "The West Wing". The dialog is fast and furious. Much of the political nature of the film may go over the head of the casual viewer. The story, however, is an amazing one especially when you consider it's based in truth.
 
          Those expecting a light hearted romp with Tom Hanks and Julia Roberts will be surprised by the turn of events when Congressman Wilson visits an Afghanistan refugee camp. The sights and sounds will shock the audience just as they do Charlie. It's that turn of events, spurred on by a wealthy Texas socialite (played by Ms. Roberts) that moves Wilson to begin a covert war aiding the Afghan people against the Russians. He is aided in his mission by a unorthodox CIA agent played by Philip Seymour Hoffman, who steals every scene. Mr. Hanks exhibits both charm and gravity as Charlie Wilson. He's a terrific actor and both he and Mr. Hoffman are adept at inhabiting their roles.
 
            The story is remarkable and will certainly hold your attention. The ending should anger you, especially if you stop and consider what has happened in Afghanistan since it's liberation from the Russians. The quote that closes the film could not be more haunting.

author- 30 second critic, posted 12/26/07

"Children of Men"

 Clive Owen and Julianne Moore in Universal Pictures' Children of Men
        This is an intelligent but bleak vision of the future. Women are infertile and the human race faces extinction in a matter of years. The story takes place in and around London and the country is in chaos. All immigrants have been labeled illegal and are rounded up and placed in refugee camps. A rebel group, calling itself "The Fishes" is fighting back against the government and there are frequent bombings and firefights. The city is in ruins. Julianne Moore is one of the rebel leaders who recruits star Clive Owen to help with what might just be the future of mankind. Michael Caine co-stars as Owen's friend, an aging hippie, who provides help and shelter as the story progresses.
 
        Filmed through a cold blue/gray lens, the story grows bleaker by the minute but it is Mr. Owen's new found hope for the future that drives him forward. His resolve becomes the audience's strength and we rally around him as he strives to complete his mission.
 
        This was a risky film to release at the holidays as it certainly is far from cheery but  along with solid acting and a smart script, it's ultimate message of hope for the future makes it worthy viewing. 

Author- 30 second critic, posted 12/28/06

"Cloverfield"

Lizzy Caplan in Paramount Pictures' Cloverfield

     "Cloverfield" allows us to relive 9/11 in the safety of a movie theater using a never explained Godzilla-like monster to represent terrorism. Real subtle.
 
         This 75 minute exercise in "Blair Witch" camera theatrics uses the shaky video camera POV to make us physically and emotional queasy as we watch downtown New York, once again, reduced to rubble.
 
          The camera follows a small group of friends who are one minute are enjoying themselves at a farewell party, only to be thrust into the carnage as the ridiculous "monster" attacks for no reason.
 
           There is nothing redeemable in this mess except for terrific special effects destroying Manhattan block by block. As good as the effects are, it's hard to admire them as their result is unnerving and disturbing.
 
            There are many famous monster movies prior to 2001 featuring the destruction of New York and they're always fun to watch because you thought nothing like that would really happen. In a post 9/11 world, it's just not fun anymore.

Author-30 second critic, posted 1/26/08

"The Counterfeiters"

Karl Markovics in Sony Pictures Classics' The Counterfeiters

              Winner of the Academy Award for best foreign film, "The Counterfeiters" tells the little known true story of Jewish prisoners forced to counterfeit money for the Nazi's.       
                 The film is seen through the eyes of Salomon "Sally" Sorowitsch, the "King of the Counterfeiters". Sally is living the good life in Berlin until he is arrested and sent to a concentration camp. When the Nazis learn of his skill, he is transferred to Sachsenhausen where along with other prisoners of similar skills, he is put to work forging English pounds and American dollars in order to weaken the allied economy.
 
                  The film is grim and utterly realistic. It recreates a horrible period when people would do anything to survive. The acting is amazing, especially Karl Markovics, who plays "Sally". His gaunt frame and dark demeanor suit the character perfectly. Mr. Markovics is so convincing in the role, you'll think you're watching an actual documentary, rather than a scripted story.
 
                   This is a remarkable story of survival that should not be missed.

Author- 30 Second Critic, posted 3/9/08

"Curse of The Golden Flower"

Qin Junjie , Liu Ye , Gong Li and Jay Chou in Sony Pictures Classics' Curse of the Golden Flower

 

If you enjoyed "Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon", "House of Flying Daggers", or "Hero", you will certainly be looking forward to this latest period piece out of China. I know I was. Starring Chow Yun-Fat and Gong Li and directed by Yimou Zhang, "Gold Flower" had all the ingredients for a smash hit. Unfortunately, the film does not perform up to the standards of the previously mentioned films.

The story is full of family secrets, double crosses, incest, and betrayals but bogs down terribly in the first half. The setup for all this intrigue is very slow and not much actually happens but Zhang redeems himself in the second half of the film when secrets are revealed and betrayals are set in motion. The good news is the film is beautiful to watch. The color, sets, and pageantry are outstanding. The CGI work in the climatic battles scenes could have been better. Much of the fighting resembles a videogame but the close-up martial arts work is terrific.

 

     Yun-Fat, playing the Emperor, (aside from a quick sword fight he performs sitting down) doesn't have much to do except brood and Gong Li, beautiful as always, plays her part as the Empress pretty much the same way with much biting of the lip. The story is Shakespearean in scope (although it actually predates Shakespeare) and for fans of this genre, it satisfies by the end.

Author-30 Second Critic, posted 12/21/06

D

"The Dark Knight"

Christian Bale as Batman and Heath Ledger as the Joker in Warner Bros. Pictures' The Dark Knight - 2008

Well, having just come back from the latest Batman flick, The Dark Knight, may I say…Iron Man rules!!!!  There’s a movie with wit, charm, and intelligence.  The Dark Knight is just…dark.

Granted, Heath Ledger is EVERYTHING all the critics are saying…brilliant, sadistic, amazing, brutal, incredible, evil, sinister, the next Hannibal Lecter, etc…His Joker is the movie…unfortunately its wrapped around by a confusing plot filled with chaotic twists and false endings.  Aaron Eckhart does a great turn as Harvey Dent.  The rest of the cast is fair, all being diminished by Ledger’s performance, especially Christian Bale.

The worst part of this movie is its PG-13 rating.  I don’t know WHAT the ratings board needs to rate a movie R, but this movie had it all…I was appalled by some of the scenes of violence and then looking down in the next row and seeing a 6 year old girl and a 7 year old boy cowering against their mother.  At the end of this movie is a scene that no child should see…it completely ruined the movie for me.  All I could think about is the number of toys, happy meals, cereal boxes aiming for the under 10 crowd and the stupid parents that will take these hapless kids into seeing this cruelly warped movie.  I know, I know, parents should know better.  But so should the marketing team at Warner Bros.  Unfortunately, they’ve lowered the bar and the next blockbuster will be even more violent with a PG-13 rating.

Author- Irma, posted 7/19/07

"The Dark Knight"

 

        Dark is not the word. Black would be more like it. While entertaining, this film is very, very, grim. Heath Ledger is brilliant and carries the film, but his untimely death adds an aura of additional darkness to an already bleak tale.
 
         As Batman, Christian Bale continues to prove he's the best choice for the role. He does a terrific job as the tortured cape crusader but is overshadowed by Mr. Ledger. Most of the supporting cast from "Batman Returns" are also back although Maggie Gyllenhaal has replaced Katie Holmes as Rachel Dawes and Aaron Eckhart is introduced as DA Harvey Dent. Both welcome additions to the film.
 
          The action sequences are very exciting and well staged. The plot tends to get very thick though and is a bit confusing at times. Was a sequence in Hong Kong really necessary? The themes of the film are very adult and the visuals can be scary for children, especially in a scene where a child is directly in harms way( but makes an amazing recovery in the next scene).
 
           For my money, the top superhero of the summer remains Iron Man.

Author- 30 Second , posted 7/23/08

"Deja Vu"

Denzel Washington and Paula Patton in Touchstone Pictures' Deja Vu

        An interesting action/thriller that, if you buy into its premise, will keep you entertained. Denzel Washington plays an agent for the ATF (Alcohol, Tobacco, and Firearms) who is investigating the bombing of a New Orleans ferry loaded with U.S. servicemen and their families. The film starts out as your typical “find the killer” story but takes a huge detour into science fiction when the plot hinges on time travel.

         Val Kilmer and Adam Goldberg play FBI agents working on a “top secret government project” who bring in Mr. Washington as their investigative expert. When he realizes their project can send actually send things into the past, Mr. Washington uses it to prevent the tragedy from happening in the first place. Why the FBI needs an ATF agent, as their “investigative expert” is our first leap of faith. Paula Patton plays the woman who is the key to finding the killer and of course, ends up Mr. Washington’s love interest. Another leap of faith.

           You sense you seen these plot elements before…Hmmm, Déjà vu? What keeps the story grounded is the serious and committed acting of Denzel Washington. He believes it so we believe it too. Time travel plots are very tricky. If you change the past, then there’s no longer a need to go into the past but if you don’t go, you don’t change it…very complicated stuff, which raises all kinds of questions at the end of the film. Don’t try to figure it all out. Movies like this are all about the ride and Director Tony Scott along with Producer Jerry Bruckheimer is very adept at giving you a fun ride. I have a strange sense they’ve done it before….

Author- 30 second critic, posted 11/24/06

Author- Irma, posted 10/11/06

"Disturbia"

 

Shia LaBeouf and Carrie-Anne Moss in DreamWorks Pictures' Disturbia

A.O. Scott and Richard Roeper recommended this film on Ebert & Roeper and I've been a fan of Shia LeBouef since I saw Project Greenlight's Battle of Shaker Heights, so I went to see Disturbia.  I'm not a horror fan anymore, too much these days they're mostly gore & violence and not enough true thrills.  But Disturbia takes the 1st half setting up a realistic situation of an older teenager, played by LeBouef, serving house arrest with an ankle monitor for the summer.  Being bored and having lazed through his mother's patience, well played by Carrie Anne Moss, he starts peeping in on the neighbors' lives.  One in particular gets his interest, David Morse playing it very creepy.  Kale enlists his friend and the new girl next door to help him.  Although cliched in bits, and a bit too Rear Window-ish, this film kept its scares realistic enough to get me jumping and biting my fingernails.   Should work just as well as a DVD at home, as long as you remember to keep a light on.

Author- Irma, posted 5/6/07

"The Diving Bell And The Butterfly"

Anne Consigny and Mathieu Amalric star in Miramax Film's The Diving Bell and the Butterfly

 

            Directed by Julian Schnabel, the film is based on the true story of Elle Magazine editor, Jean-Dominique Bauby, who was paralyzed by a stroke at age 43. Unable to move any part of his body except for his left eye, Bauby learns to communicate through a series of blinking the alphabet. And in doing so, "writes" the book that becomes "The Diving Bell And The Butterfly.
 
             With the help of a translator, Henriette Roi, Bauby manages to communicate his thoughts through a very repetitive process that, while a triumph for him, begins to grate on the viewer. What saves the film, is the imaginative way Mr. Schnabel shows us what is going on in Mr. Bauby's mind. His imagination and memory are the only things that sustain him. The artistic flashbacks and dream sequences that connect all the elements of the film are very well done.
 
               Mathieu Amalric gives an outstanding performance as Bauby. To express oneself though only one eye is remarkable. It's also his witty and emotional voiceover that guides us and allows us an intimate link to the character.
 
                The film is in French with English subtitles.

Author- 30 Second critic, posted 12/30/07

"Dreamgirls"

Sharon Leal Beyonce Knowles and Anika Noni Rose in DreamWorks Pictures' and Paramount Pictures' Dreamgirls

Dreamgirls, a huge Broadway musical success, tells a story about a girl group in the 60's (think Supremes) that gets picked by an R&B impressario (think Berry Gordy/Motown) to make it big only to have the lead singer be dumped for a more svelte, "whiter" sounding singer (think Diana Ross).  This is directed by Bill Condon, the director of Gods & Monsters and Kinsey and also the screenwriter for Chicago, another musical turned film.  Chicago was the right way to make that transition, Dreamgirls is the wrong way. 
 
This is one of those musicals where instead of dialogue, suddenly the characters start singing to each other.  That works on stage but not on film, especially this one that includes too many different settings and superfluous background montages.  The segues from scene to scene are harsh and disjointed.  The costuming was really disappointing, making even Beyonce look ugly and especially unflattering to Jennifer Hudson.  There were camera shots that should have been left on the editing room floor and frankly, I was bored by this movie.  I kept thinking of better films, like What's Love Got To Do With It or Chicago or even Mahogany.
 
The acting/singing on the other hand was a treat by half the performers.  I was BLOWN away by Jennifer Hudson playing the part Effie, made famous by Jennifer Holiday.  She can sing and she can act.  She has several numbers but the best by far is And I'm Telling You I'm Not Going that at the end had many people clapping and me with goosebumps.  Eddie Murphy gives his career defining performance as James Early, a James Brown like singer.  Who knew he could really act?  Although Murphy used to do James Brown on SNL, this performance is dead on with heart and depth.
 
But then there's Beyonce and Jamie Foxx.  Beyonce is beautiful and by the end of the film when her character really has to deliver the singing, she does, but for most of the film, she's stiff and cardboard.  But that doesn't even begin to describe how bad Jamie Foxx is.  He's got one expression on his face the whole time making me convinced that Oscar for Ray was a fluke.
 
All in all not enough to recommend this poorly directed mess, except to say when it does come on DVD, rent it for Jennifer Hudson and Eddie Murphy, two sure thing Oscar nominees for Supporting Actress/Actor.

Author- Irma, posted 1/1/06

"Dreamgirls"

       What seemed like a dream project on paper doesn't quite turn out that way on screen.  Don't get me wrong, "Dreamgirls" is very entertaining but it fails to raise the bar for movie musicals the way "Chicago" did a few years ago. The screenplay and direction by Bill Condon basically portrays the Broadway show on film. Having an opportunity to use the medium to enhance the story, Mr. Condon plays it safe and doesn't bring anything new to the screen. If you missed the play, you will probably appreciate the film all the more for it's accurate reproduction. For me, this was the same problem with the filmed version of "The Producers". "Chicago" got it right by adding a new dimension to the story and actually made it better.
 
        The cast of "Dreamgirls" put forth a mighty effort and standouts include Jennifer Hudson and Eddie Murphy. Beyonce is a wonderful singer but her acting is pretty stiff. Jamie Foxx shines early in the film but as his character ages, his initial energy diminishes. Danny Glover does a fine job as the road weary manager. The costumes, dancing, and singing are terrific but bursting into song/speak rather than dialog stops the story dead rather than moving it forward. As written, the story and pace follow the stage performance perfectly. You realize the end of act one and almost expect the intermission sign to light up.
 
         If nothing else, see "Dreamgirls" to discover Jennifer Hudson. A loser on "American Idol", she proves they made a mistake by lighting up the screen with her acting and singing.  If the name hadn't been already taken, "Dreamgirls" could have been called "A Star Is Born".

Author- 30 Second Critic, posted 1/5/06

E

"Eastern Promises"

Viggo Mortensen in Focus Features' Eastern Promises

    The new film from Director, David Cronenberg, delivers the goods. Following up last year's "A History of Violence", "Eastern Promises" once again teams Mr. Cronenberg with Viggo Mortensen who is outstanding in an Oscar caliber performance.
 
          The story gives us a glimpse into the shadowy world of the Russian mob where Mr. Mortensen is a "driver" working for Vincent Cassel, and his father, played by Armin Mueller-Stahl. Mr. Cassel is excellent as the spoiled, cowardly son and Mr. Mueller-Stahl is absolutely chilling as the mob boss who goes from loving to violently cruel in the blink of an eye. As the midwife who accidentally finds herself immersed in this world, Naomi Watts  holds her own with her male co-stars.
 
          Part of the genius of "Eastern Promises" lies in the minimum acts of violence that are so graphic that they resonate throughout the film, making it seem far more violent than it really is. This is signature Cronenberg and his style breathes life into these characters like no other director. The film is intense, absorbing and aside from one plot point that bothered me, just terrific.

Author- 30 Second Critic, posted 9/22/07

"Enchanted"

Amy Adams , Patrick Dempsey , Rachel Covey and James Marsden in Walt Disney Pictures' Enchanted

           Disney has found a new way to mine box office gold. "Enchanted" borrows from Sleeping Beauty, Snow White, and few of their other classics to come up with the tale of a cartoon damsel in distress banished to the reality of New York City.
 
            Amy Adams is wonderful as Giselle, a lovely cartoon character about to marry her Prince Charming (or in this case, Edward) played by James Marsden. The film starts out animated but the characters soon find themselves come to life, in New York (due to the magic of the evil Queen, played by Susan Sarandon) where Giselle meets Patrick Dempsey, a single parent divorce lawyer.
 
             Other animated characters end up in the real world too as the film rolls along to it's inevitable conclusion. There are many fun moments, especially in the beginning as the characters adjust to becoming "real". As I said, Amy Adams is wonderful as Giselle, lovely and bewildered at the same time. Mr. Marsden plays the vain and clueless Edward perfectly. Ms. Sarandon has a fine time camping it up as the evil Queen. Mr. Dempsey, on the other hand simply plays a lawyer version of his TV doctor, Derek Sheppard. To his defense, that's about what the role calls for. Indina Menzel is wasted as Nancy, Mr. Dempsey's fiancé. She simply isn't given much to do for someone with her talent.
 
              Timothy Spall and Pip the chipmunk add comic relief. The film is colorful, features a few clever songs, and is simple fun. "Enchanted" is great for the kids and entertaining for adults as well.

Author- 30 second critic, posted 11/25/07

F

"The Fall"

Lee Pace in Roadside Attractions' The Fall

   Director Tarsem, coming off his debut film, the visually interesting but empty, "The Cell", returns with another visual stunner. This time with a much more fulfilling story.
 
   The film is about a young child recuperating in a Los Angeles hospital who befriends another patient, Roy, who begins to tell her a fascinating story filled with romance and adventure. He fills the story with characters taken from people in and around the hospital.
 
   Shot practically all over the world, "The Fall" is breathtaking to watch. Apparently most of all the visuals were real and not CGI and they are amazing. This is a visual treat. The swimming elephant alone is worth the price of admission.
 
    Tarsem paints a beautiful canvas but as a director needs to work on his pacing and action sequences. "The Fall" is a big improvement over his last effort and it's good to see him growing as a director without losing his flair for visual imagery.

author-30 second critic, posted 5/28/08

"Fat Girls"

      A new film by a 21 year old writer/director (youngest ever accepted at The Tribeca Film Festival), this movie plays like a low rent gay version of  "Napoleon Dynamite". The movie centers on a gay high school senior, trying to find his "inner fat girl". His best friends are a literal fat girl and a Cuban refugee named Rudy. Odd ball family members, classmates and townsfolk round out the cast.

        The film completely falls apart at the end leaving almost every plot point unanswered. From a technical standpoint, the film is well made but the promising premise is hurt by the disappointing script.

author - 30 Second Critic, posted 6/20/06

"Flushed Away"

      The latest animated feature, in what seems like a never ending supply of cute and cuddly animal cartoons.  This time around though it's rats and not bunnies/bears/hedgehogs, etc that is the focus.  The film was made by the same camp that put together Wallace and Gromit  and Chicken Run. Big difference here, is instead of the Clay animation process used in those films, it's all computerized.   They've kept the familiar features and in many cases it still looks as though it's the familiar claymation.  I can't help but think that the computer has allowed them to take their creativity to a new level with very dynamic settings and visuals mixed with very simple clay like characters.  The film centers on Roddy, voiced by Hugh Jackman, an uppercrust Rat who get's "flushed" and enters a world completely different than what he has become accustomed.  Here he meets a feisty female rat played by Kate Winslet who is captain of a sewer boat and is being pursued by an evil Toad played by Ian McKellan and his cousin "Le Frog" played by Jean Reno.  This movie felt like a mix of the Prince and the Pauper, the African Queen, and James Bond all rolled together and starring rats.  This is a fast moving 82 min runtime, which works great.  The obvious and not so obvious jokes are fast an furious.  Keep your eyes peeled for many "inside jokes"  including an homage to Hugh Jackman's superhero past, and a terrific blink and you'll miss it Han Solo gag.  Add some singing slugs into the mix, and this one's just a lot of fun that I'll probably have to see again just to catch all the things I missed the first time.

Author- Patrick, posted 11/06/06

"For Your Consideration"

Christopher Moynihan , Harry Shearer , Catherine O'Hara and Parker Posey in Warner Independent's For Your Consideration

 

               Christopher Guest's latest comedy, while not up to the high standards of his earlier work, is still a fun send-up of Hollywood with solid work from his usual ensemble of actors, including Catherine O'Hara, Eugene Levy (who co-wrote the film with Guest), Parker Posey and Harry Shearer.
 
                The story concerns a small budget film, "Home For Purim", starring Ms. O'Hara's character, Marilyn Hack. When a small article appears on the internet calling her work "Oscar Worthy", a buzz begins to grow about the film and it's stars. Soon, Oscar buzz is growing not only for Ms. Hack, but  for Mr. Shearer's character as well as Ms. Posey's. Producers, publicists, managers, and TV talk show hosts all get in on the growing buzz which builds towards the actual day nominations are announced.
 
                 The rest of the large cast, including some fun cameos all contribute to the satiric script. Fred Willard and Jane Lynch, in particular, are very funny as an clueless "Entertainment Tonight" duo. There are many laugh out loud moments but the subject matter may be too much of an inside joke to the general public.
 
                  "For Your Consideration" has all but disappeared from theaters but is definitely worth checking out in a few months when it hits DVD.

Author- 30 second critic, posted 1/4/06

"The Forbidden Kingdom"

Jet Li , Jackie Chan , Michael Angarano and Liu Yifei in Lionsgate Films' The Forbidden Kingdom

 

         Jackie Chan and Jet Li star together for the first time in this American written and directed version of an Asian martial arts epic. The film doesn't try for any thing original except for the pairing of these two superstars. It's a combination of "Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon" ,"The Karate Kid" , "Lord Of The Rings" with a bit of " The Wizard of Oz" thrown in for good measure.
 
          The story itself is entertaining but suffers from anemic dialogue. The sparks do fly with every action sequence, especially an early fight between Mr. Chan and Mr. Li. The legendary fight choreographer, Woo Ping Yuen is not content to have his actors battle on the ground. There is more wire work in this film than a mouth full of braces. Even so, the action is fast and furious and fun to watch. Michael Angarano does his best Ralph Macchio impression learning to fight from the two masters while trying to find his way home.
 
           If you enjoy this genre, you'll appreciate it more on a big screen. The locations are a visual treat, even if there is no logic to the trek between forest, desert and mountaintop. The desert sequence appears to have been written solely as a set up to a crudely humorous visual joke. Most of the humor in the film is provided by Mr. Chan and contrasting his style against the more serious Mr. Li is what makes the film fun to watch.  

 

Author- 30 second critic, posted 4/19/08

 

"The Fountain"

Hugh Jackman and Rachel Weisz in Warner Bros. Pictures' The Fountain

 

     Contrary to expectations, "The Fountain" is not about the fountain of youth but rather The Tree of Life. Hugh Jackman and Rachel Weisz star as lovers in this sci-fi, time traveling love story. Jackman's acting is intense and serious but wasted in this metaphysical mess.
The plot (or what resembles a plot) moves between 16th century Spain, the present and the far future where Jackman must find The Tree of Life in order to save Weisz, who appears to be immortal but apparently, is not.
      The best analogy I can offer describing this film is when you have an intense dream and wake in the middle of the night to write it all down. It makes sense at the time but when you read it back in the morning, it's incomprehensible. "The Fountain" is the result of writer/director, Darron Aronofsky's dream.
       On a positive note, the art direction is excellent although the lighting is so dark for most of the film, you can't appreciate it. The whole thing is a 96 minute bore ruminating on immortality, faith, love and the healing power of tree sap. Don't bother drinking from this "Fountain".

Author- 30 Second Critic,posted 11/22/06

"Frozen River"

Melissa Leo and Michael O'Keefe in Sony Pictures Classics' Frozen River

 
    A new independent drama starring Melissa Leo, "Frozen River" is a bleak yet gripping drama of life in New York State, on the Canadian border.
 
     Ms. Leo stars as Ray, a mother of two boys struggling to make ends meet. When circumstances pair her with Lila, an Indian woman who smuggles illegal's across a frozen river from Canada, their lives become intertwined in a unlikely yet necessary relationship.
 
      Life is hard near the border and the film pulls no punches. Ms. Leo gives a raw and powerful performance as a woman running out of options to protect her family. Misty Upham co-stars as Lila, who also gives an terrific performance. The bond that develops between these two woman is the core of the story.
 
       There are many suspenseful moments in the film and the winter cinematography will have you chilled to the bone. The subject matter may be bleak but propelled by the strong acting, "Frozen River" won't disappoint if you like good drama.

Author- 30 Second critic, posted 8/10/08

G

"Get Smart"

Anne Hathaway and Steve Carell in Warner Bros. Pictures\' Get Smart - 2008

 
       Way too many TV shows get remade as feature films and fail miserably. I'm happy to say, "Get Smart" doesn't fall into that trap. It is a fun, updated homage to the TV show starring Don Adams but it "smartly" avoids the pitfalls that have caused so many to crash and burn at the box office.
 
        Steve Carrell is the perfect choice to play Maxwell Smart, Agent 86. Mr. Carrell doesn't try to mimic Mr. Adam's role but instead finds an original voice while staying true to the character. Even the familiar catchphrases are spoken as casual remarks without any  forced fanfare. Ann Hathaway assumes the role of Agent 99, originally played by Barbara Felton and she too breathes new life into the character while remaining true to the spirit. Alan Arkin plays the Chief as more of a departure from the original but is still quite effective. Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson is well cast as Agent 23 and there are quite a few surprise cameos.
 
         Taking a 1/2 hour comedy to the big screen requires the filmmakers to up the ante for action and special effects. The film delivers on all fronts. There is plenty of action, terrific stunt work and lots of legitimate laughs.
 
         A very enjoyable summer comedy that works... and sets up the inevitable sequel.

Author- 30 second critic, posted 6/22/08

"Go Go Tales"

Private

   

From New York Indy director, Abel Ferrara, comes this tale of a down on his luck strip club owner played by Willem Dafoe. While the film is set in New York, it was actually filmed in Italy which may account for the intimate setting of Ray Ruby's Paradise Strip Club. The entire film takes place either inside or in front of the club.

 
    Matthew Modine co-stars as a silent partner in the club and his character seems to have wandered in from a David Lynch film. The film also stars Bob Hoskins, who is wasted in an underwritten role and Sylvia Miles, who shows the most life as the landlady looking for her back rent.
 
    Except for the cache of Mr. Ferrara, I don't understand why this film was selected for The NY Film Festival. It's a quirky little film about a seedy world that has nothing much to offer it's audience. Mr. Dafoe sings, Asia Argento French kisses a dog, and there are endless shots of all the strippers doing their thing.

Author- 30 second critic, posted 10/6/07

"Gone Baby Gone"

 

Casey Affleck , Ed Harris , Michelle Monaghan and John Ashton in Miramax Films' Gone Baby Gone

           A very solid directorial debut by Ben Affleck. Based on the crime novel by Dennis Lehane, the story revolves around a kidnapped child and the secrets underlining the crime.

 
           Mr. Affleck not only directed but is also responsible in part for the screenplay and in both roles, he has crafted a taut, engrossing story filled with memorable characters. He shows a flair for capturing the life blood of the Boston neighborhood where the story takes place.
 
            The film stars his younger brother, Casey Affleck, Michelle Monhagan, Morgan Freeman, Ed Harris, and in a terrific supporting role, Amy Ryan, as the mother of the missing child. All the acting is solid and the film takes some interesting twists and turns towards an unexpected ending.
 
             This is a dark tale with difficult subject matter that some will probably find unsettling. It aspires to the pedigree of "Mystic River" and at times, almost gets there. Mr. Affleck has found a new home behind the camera.

Author- 30 second critic, posted 10/29/07

"The Good German"

Tobey Maguire , George Clooney and Cate Blanchett in Warner Bros. The Good German

     Director Steven Soderburgh newest film staring George Clooney and Cate Blanchett is an interesting experiment in filmmaking. Shot in black & white using old style cameras and cinematography, Soderburgh strives to recreate a 1940's melodrama. For the most part he succeeds but whether or not today's audience will embrace a film like this remains to be seen.
     The story takes place in Berlin just at the end of the war. Clooney is a war correspondent who comes to the city to cover the peace talks and instead finds himself caught up in the murder of a G.I. and helping his old girlfriend, played by Blanchett, get safely out of Germany. The film also stars Toby Maguire and Robin Weigert (Calamity Jane from HBO's Deadwood).
      The closing moments of the film deliberately mirror Casablanca's ending. Clooney channels Humphrey Bogart and Blanchett, Ingrid Bergman. The mood, lighting, score and seamless integration of stock footage all contribute to a faithful film noir of the period. The only thing that breaks the mood is the contemporary use of explicit language and one scene of a topless dancer.
       "The Good German" is intriguing and well acted. Blanchett is an amazing chameleon (especially after just seeing her in "Notes From A Scandal"). Clooney is the classic stoic hero and Toby Maguire tries hard to shed his "Spiderman" image. If you're looking for something different besides sequels, remakes, and teen comedies, this "retro" drama fits the bill.

Author- 30 Second Critic, posted 1/8/06

"Grindhouse"

Dimension Films' Grindhouse

     Certainly not for everyone's taste but if you like fast cars, blood spattered zombies, loose women and big explosions, then this one's for you. Robert Rodriguez and Quentin Tarantino have teamed up to bring you the full experience of "Grindhouse" movies from the early 70's. "Grindhouse" features great fake coming attractions for films like "Werewolf Women of the SS" and "Machete". It also includes scratchy film, missing reels, bad acting, cheesy sets and dialog, old animated ratings messages, psychedelic previews of coming attractions and lots and lots of blood.
       Each director has made a "grindhouse" film and both have their appeal. The two films, "Planet Terror" and "Deathproof" are bound together by the fake coming attractions and the three hour experience is a fun return to the glory days of cult films being shown all along 42nd street in New York and similar neighborhoods across America.
        "Planet Terror" stars Rose McGowan and Freddy Rodriguez battling killer zombies. If you've seen the ads, you'll know Rose ends up with a machine gun for a leg and is quite the CGI highpoint. "Deathproof" stars Kurt Russell as a crazed stuntman driver who likes to crash into and run down women. At first you think the film exploits women but Mr. Tarantino is clever enough to turn the genre on it's head and portray the women as the heroes of the film. "Deathproof" has some great Tarantino dialog and a terrific car chase climax. Rosario Dawson is along for the ride in "Deathproof" but literally takes a backseat to Zoe Bell and Tracie Thoms.
        Both films have many cameos including Bruce Willis, Naveen Andrews, and Michael Parks, as well as cult horror film directors like Eli Roth and Tom Savini. For fans of the genre, Grindhouse is lots of fun and a visual treat but as I started out by saying, it's not for everyone.

Author- 30 Second Critic, posted 4/7/07

H

"Hairspray"

New Line Cinema's Hairspray

Recent movie versions of Broadway shows have not really translated well to the screen with the exception of "Chicago". "Hairspray" does a terrific job of migrating from stage to screen, bursting off Broadway and into the streets of 1960's Baltimore. The songs and the choreography are first rate and the casting is absolutely perfect.

John Travolta, at first seemed an odd choice as Edna Turnblad but he makes the role his own and quickly disappears into the character. His singing and dancing skills still come through, even under tons of latex. Christopher Walken, Michele Pfeiffer, Queen Latifah, James Marstan, and Allison Janney are all just wonderful in their respective roles.

As the teenagers, Zac Efron, Amanda Bynes, Elijah Kelly, and Brittany Snow are all excellent. Stealing the film out from all these established stars, however, is Nicole Blonsky as Tracy Turnblad, the teenager who helps bring integration to Baltimore. Ms. Blonsky is a singing and dancing wonder who shows great promise for a long career in film or on stage.
 

"Hairspray" will have you smiling and tapping your feet from it's opening moments. It's a very enjoyable time at the movies and a lot cheaper than the Broadway show.

Author- 30 second critic, posted 7/28/07

"Hancock"

Will Smith and Jason Bateman in Sony Pictures' Hancock

 

    Will Smith is a very engaging actor but even he can't save this meandering script. The first half hour of Hancock delivers on the promise of the trailer, a boozy bum of a superhero who doesn't seem to really care about anything. This premise is fresh and there is plenty of action and some good laughs as well. The problem is where the story goes from there.

      The plot quickly takes a very strange twist and the film heads down an entirely different road. The tone becomes darker, the comedy is gone and suddenly we have a serious drama unfolding. The last act of the film introduces a ridiculous villain, a less than a spectacular fight scene, and an unlikely hero in a character that up until the end seemed to be in a different movie. The ending just fizzles away like extinguishing a firecracker before it explodes.

        Jason Bateman is perfectly cast as the PR man who tries to change Hancock's image but he's basically playing Michael Bluth from "Arrested Development". Charlize Theron overacts because she is a serious actress miscast in a confusing role. Will Smith tries to carry the weight of the film on his shoulders but this time out, it just collapses back on him.

         I'm sure this will be a huge audience favorite, easily #1 at the box office but...it's just not that good.

Author- 30 second critic, posted 7/2/08

"Harry Potter & The Order of The Phoenix"

Daniel Radcliffe as Harry Potter, Matthew Lewis as Neville Longbottom , Emma Watson as Hermione Granger, Rupert Grint as Ron Weasley in Warner Bros. Pictures' Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix

       Film five in the series continues a trend set in the last film...the darker the better. "Phoenix" is very dark and very heavy on dialog. The action is exciting but doesn't occur very often. This is strictly a transitional film that continues a bridge toward the inevitable conclusion with film seven.
 
       The visuals are very good and the acting continues to improve for our three central leads, Daniel Radcliffe, Emma Watson, and Rupert Grint. The remaining friends and foes are played convincingly by what appears to be, every British actor living today. Imelda Staunton is a standout as Delores Umbridge.
 
        What falters here is the direction. Besides a lack of action, the film suffers from a lack of levity as well. A few jokes at Ron Wesley's expense don't really count as comic relief. The sub-plots of the book suffer here as well. Minor plot points come and go without much explanation making this a film just for the hard core fan base. Casual fans who may not be familiar with the book will soon be lost. 

Author- 30 Second Critic, posted 7/13/07

"Hellboy II;The Golden Army"

Doug Jones as Abe Sapien, Ron Perlman as Hellboy and Selma Blair as Liz in Universal Pictures' Hellboy II: The Golden Army

  Hellboy II The Golden Army is strictly for the fans. It is a visual treat written and directed by Guillermo del Toro based on the comic character created by Mike Mignola. Ron Perlman returns as Hellboy as does Selma Blair, Doug Jones, and Jeffrey tambor in all their respective roles from the first film.

    This time around the art direction and fantastic creatures are left overs from the imaginative world of "Pan's Labyrinth". The story is silly and rather dull (shoot the giant plant...yawn). The "Golden Army" of the title look interesting enough but in the end, don't pose much of a threat. A good deal of the film looks like it takes place in the Cantina from "Star Wars IV". The best part is the opening moments in the auction house. It goes downhill from there.

     The actors try hard but the script brings them down. Still, it all looks pretty cool and will definitely appeal to a young male teen crowd.

Author- 30 second critic, posted 7/17/08

"The Hoax"

Alfred Molina and Richard Gere in Miramax Films' The Hoax

 

     Richard Gere, Alfred Molina, Hope Davis, and Marcia Gay Harden star in the apparently true story of Clifford Irving's royal scam of McGraw-Hill in the 70's. Irving made claims that he personally knew and interviewed reclusive Billionaire, Howard Hughes. He managed to get a million dollar advance out of McGraw Hill for the publishing rights. The story has been documented many times over but "The Hoax" still manages to entertain and amuse.
      Gere and Molina are a terrific team...a modern day Laurel & Hardy playing well against each other with Gere as Irving and Molina as Dick Suskind, his best friend and co-conspirator. Ms. Harden plays Edith Irving in what I can only assume is a spot on depiction of the real Edith. Hope Davis plays Andrea Tate, the lead editor at McGraw Hill who is first to be suckered by Irving.
       Director Lasse Hallstrom captures the period of the 70's perfectly with costumes, makeup and an accurate and appealing soundtrack. "The Hoax" is interesting, both in subject and performance but ultimately will play just as well on DVD.

Author- 30 Second Critic, posted 4/26/07

"Hot Fuzz"

Rafe Spall , Paddy Considine , Simon Pegg , Nick Frost and Olivia Colman in Rogue Pictures' Hot Fuzz

 

     From the folks that brought you "Shaun of The Dead", "Hot Fuzz" is a loving satire of almost every action cop movie from the 80's and 90's. Played for laughs and yet deadly serious, this British comedy works on many levels.
 
    What makes the serious nature of the film so funny is the presence of so many distinguished English actors. Steve Coogan, Bill Nighy, Martin Freeman, Edward Woodward, Jim Broadbent, and Timothy Dalton are the most recognizable faces for an American audience and they are all terrific in both minor and major roles. The lead character, Sgt. Nicholas Angel, is played by Simon Pegg, who also co-wrote the f